Tested by inmates. Approved by idiots!
Let’s be honest: no sane person needs a DIY prison-style tattoo machine. And yet - here you are. Reading this. Considering it. Possibly already clicking "Add to Cart." That says a lot. About you. About us. About humanity, really.
TATGUN was born out of admiration for the purest form of human desperation and creativity: inmates with time, boredom, and a burning need to leave permanent marks on themselves, on others, on life. They had no Amazon. No Cheyenne. No license. Just a motor, a pen, a battery, and some serious “let’s see what happens” energy.
Everything you need to build your own prison-style tattoo machine. Fully functional. Totally questionable. Not a toy. Not your smartest idea. Includes all parts, sterile needle,...
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2.176,00 Kč
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Prison Engineering
TATGUN is an art project by Jiri Marshal, a guy who’s been messing with audiovisual stuff for years and clearly ran out of better ideas.
He studied real prison-made tattoo machines like actual, terrifying devices built from Walkman motors, toothbrushes, pen springs, cassette players, and occasionally hope. Then we did something they couldn’t:
We made it safe. Sterile. Fully functional. Yes, this thing works. Yes, it comes with a sterile needle. Yes, it can absolutely give you a tattoo.
No, we’re not coming to clean up the mess if you try to ink your own face on day one. But even if you never use it (coward), it’s still a damn beautiful piece of post-apocalyptic design.
Put it on a shelf, and watch guests slowly realize what it is. It’s a conversation starter. Or ender. Depending on who you invite over.
This is folk engineering from behind bars, reimagined for your dumb little apartment. A tribute to the unbreakable spirit of DIY, and a reminder that sometimes the worst ideas are the ones you remember forever.
So congrats. You’re not just buying a weird object, you’re buying a fully operational monument to human insanity and invention.
Enjoy. Or don’t. You already made a mistake by clicking the link. Might as well see it through.
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FAQ
Yes, we’re professionals, not because we wear gloves, but because we know exactly what we’re doing.This machine is 100% capable of tattooing.The needle comes sealed and sterile. What you do with it... that’s on you.We don’t take responsibility for your kitchen, your cousin's garage, or your personal hygiene standards.We give you a sterile tool, the rest is up to you and your bacteria count.Don’t be an idiot. Read the leaflet.(Yes, there's a leaflet. We’re chaotic, not careless.)You’re probably here because you bought this as a gift or lost a bet. Either way, here are the answers before you email us with something dumb.If You’re Asking, You Probably Shouldn’t Be Doing This”
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Yes. We’ll deliver regret to your doorstep, no matter where you live. Shipping from EU.
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Take a photo, email us at regret@tatgun.ink and we’ll fix it. (Your tattoo? That’s on you.)
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Usually 3–10 working days. Regret is fast. Customs… not so much. Shipping from EU
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As safe as poking yourself with a motorized needle can be.The needle comes sealed in a sterile pack.The rest is up to your brain (and your standards).
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Yes, all the essential parts are included and vacuum-sealed. You’ll need your own ink, gloves, and a questionable decision-making process.
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Only if you want to be remembered forever. And possibly blocked.
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Only if you haven’t opened the hygiene seal. Regret lasts forever. Returns don’t.
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No. But we strongly recommend common sense, gloves, and low expectations.
Don’t be an idiot. (We know you’re at least a little bit – that’s why you’re here.)
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LEGALLY COVERING OUR ASS™
Read this. Seriously. Especially if you’re about to poke your skin with something electric. Don’t be an idiot. (Just a little one. We see you.)
This is not a toy.
TATGUN is a fully functional DIY tattoo machine.It’s designed for people with brains, boundaries, and basic hygiene awareness.
If that’s not you — stop here.
Sterility & Hygiene
We provide a sterile, sealed needle with every kit. That’s where our responsibility ends. You are fully responsible for creating a clean, sterile work environment, using disposable gloves, single-use ink, disinfectants, and common sense.
We recommend treating this process with the same seriousness as any real tattoo procedure — because that’s exactly what it is.
We do not take responsibility for
Infections, allergic reactions, or healing complications. Contaminated tools caused by poor handling. Cross-contamination or reuse of any included items. Tattoo designs chosen under the influence of alcohol, peers, or misplaced confidence. Anything your cousin Greg said was “definitely fine”
Before you use it, please
Read the enclosed instruction sheet. Disinfect your workspace thoroughly. Use gloves. Wash hands. Don’t lick things.
Don’t share needles, seriously! If you’re unsure — ask someone qualified, or don’t do it.
Legal Disclaimer
TATGUN.INK and its creators accept no liability for injury, health complications, poor results, infected tattoos, or lifelong regrets caused by misuse, poor hygiene, or irresponsible application. You use this product at your own risk.
By purchasing or using this product, you agree that you understand the nature of tattooing and the risks involved.
You confirm that you are of legal age to tattoo yourself or others in your country.
You accept full responsibility for any consequences. We only accept returns if something’s actually wrong, like a defective part or if we messed up your order.Due to hygiene regulations, we cannot accept returns if the sealed packaging has been opened, this isn’t a pair of socks.
If you believe your order qualifies for a return, email us at regret@tatgun.ink within 14 days of delivery. No refunds just because you changed your mind, got scared, or remembered you’re not good with pain. We take no responsibility for what you do with this product.
It’s intended for artistic or decorative purposes, not medical use, not revenge, not DIY surgery.Use your brain. Or don’t. But it’s on you.
Final word
We make it look fun, but we’re not joking about safety. Tattooing is permanent. So is regret. So is staph infection.
Be smart. Be clean. Or don’t be surprised.
Permanent mistakes / Stories worth hiding / badge of honor you can not erase /